20 Memes for the Boy Moms Parenting Mini Monsters

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    Bottom Shelf Vodka Mar 29, 2023. My kid told me he had a "step teacher" the other day, and I will never address anyone as a substitute again from this point forward.
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    Bottom Shelf Vodka Jan 10, 2023 · So....when my son ran into this issue, I said "well, don't you know how to count on your fingers?" || He said Yes, mom, but I don't have 14 fingers." ....I'm failing as a parent. o X4 8 1
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    We all prep our kids for college a little differently.. Bowne BONUS: 1 TICKET FOR EVERY BALL REMAINING AFTER ALL 10 CUPS HAVE BEEN MIT FICHES PAYOU 0-3 = 10 4-6 = 14 7-9 = 20 BONUS: 1 TICKET FOR EVERY BALL REMAINING AFTER ALL 10 CUPS HAVE BEEN MIT IT ALL 10 CUPS OB LLS OR LESS BONUS TICKETS! 0/1 YOUR SCORE 5 9 HURRY... TIME'S ALMOST UP! AUOY ट BAUH MAR 2'SMIT TITION CHOOSE SUT! ME PLAY FOR HEAD-TO-HEAD TOSS CUPS UPS! SINCLE CAME 1-PLAYER GAME PLAY 2-PLAYER BOLD 1-PLAYE blo
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    Bout to ruin this kids whole week.
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    When you are out for date night, and someone says "I bet you miss the kids." @wivesnightin
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    This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow mommy Cocktail
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    Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels. and not 46 pieces of small human clothes. DOWTK
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    The Dad THE DAD @thedad Me, doing crossword: Seven letters, creature that doesn't sleep at night and the life out of you... wait, I've got it Wife: Vampire Me, crossing out 'toddler': That works too
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    When you come home from a long rough day of work & ask your unemployed child to do one simple thing, & they huff, puff, & stomp like they tired of your Mers
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    Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then,um, I just carried on living my life
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    a real dinosaur @SparkyROAR 1d I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said "He's upset his gloves match his jacket."
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    T @Thatssotasha Being a mother to a toddler is hard work because you spend 90% of the time stopping them from accidentally killing themselves and the other 10% calming them down because they don't understand why you've stopped them from accidentally killing themselves
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    Marissa @natsmama75 My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quacked at me. And then hit her head. L
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    Nobody: Babies:
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    John Smillie @JohnSmillie42 Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage. 11:25 AM - 2023-01-22 799K Views 14.8K Likes 762 Retweets 60 Quotes
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    obviousplant childless couples matching jet skis We can afford it! SEARIDER SCARIDER print obvious plant and money! it is very less stressful WARNING: No one will take care of you when you're old they have the time
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    marriageandmartinis Follow My kid peed in the HUMIDIFIER. There is urine misted onto every surface of this room. **9.7K Like 1K Comments 1.2K Shares Comment Lindsey Howell *snorts birth control* Haha Reply Share 9->
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal There's no limit to a child's imagination? My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can't make another one because we're all out of pretend bread.
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    EATING A MEAL I'VE SPENT AN HOUR MAKING DRINKING BATH WATER THEY'VE JUST PEED IN maflip.com TODDLER TODDLER
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    When you give your kid a cracker and tell them not to get crumbs everywhere

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